What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 04:40

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
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Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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